No Way Out

Good evening, and welcome aboard the 9 p.m. flight of No Way Out, with your pilot Zero Gravity. Flight time will be 3 hours, and we will be cruising at an altitude of 89.7 MHz. Real guitars and drums will be used, so expect turbulence. In the event of punk, power pop and rock & roll, please place the speakers to your ears and strap firmly to your head. During our final approach, you may experience some milder pop and country, in which case your radio may be used as a flotation device. Fasten your seat belt, put your tray table up and your seat back forward, and thank you for choosing KFJC airwaves.